– How Dave doesn’t seem to care about his appearance anymore, just bumming around in shorts and Karkat’s hoodies and letting his hair get super long and shaggy. Dirk still spends a half-hour on his hair alone.
– The way Karkat and Dave just do their thing and neither of them freak out when they’re not 100% sure where the other is.
– Dave pulling on Karkat’s sleeve and being really clingy when he wants attention and Karkat just sighing and petting his hair until he shuts up.
– Karkat giving Dave little cheek kisses and forehead kisses when it’s totally inappropriate and they’re around other people, and even though Dave gets really embarrassed he doesn’t stop him.
ouaaaais, une compatriote homestuck! et oui davekat c’est le byeng. il faut répendre la joie et l’amour d’un vieux pairing finalement canon. c’est beau la vie.
Et c’est qu’avec tout ça, ça me motive encore plus à dessiner du Davekat et polluer mon dashboard avec.
JE VOUS AIME
allez je suis généreux donc voila du bonus
omg mec ton dessin est énorme continue tu me motives!!!
en fait c’est trop un délinquant dave
tous ses dialogues seraient épiques en français
je vous présente la beauté suprême du vocabulaire français de dave
OH MON DIEU toutes les pick-up lines qu’il pourrait sortir.
il est terrible
J’ai honte de ce que j’ai fait mais passer après la diarrhée ça désinhibe (du coup j’ai pas pu résister à faire Rosemary parce que je suis sûre que Rose draguerait avec des citations théatrales)
alors pour info ma mère s’est ramenée jusque dans ma chambre parce qu’elle s’inquiétait d’entendre son fils glousser comme une dinde aussi fort
voila du coup pour te remercier je te donne du davekat avec du mauvais rap français des années 2000. mmmh comme ça résonne dans les oreilles
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave a de très mauvais goût en matière de “rap” français.
je surenchéris avec encore plus de fèces musicales made in 2000s
Cette synchro sur 2 musiques différentes.
bon on chie sur gims mais il a fait quelques bonnes chansons. ex:
Bordel j’y ai vaguement pensé au début.
Pendant ce temps.
…et font coin coin…
Will someone translate this shit
im sorry about that but im afraid this wont be possible as the point of this post was to make some typically french homestuck art, 95% of the dialog is french idioms & slang or referencing french culture.
davekat humanstuck AU where they run into each other while playing pokemon go and Karkat’s just like FUCK OFF ASSHOLE I SAW THIS PIKACHU FIRST THIS PIKACHU IS MINE and Dave’s just chill out dude more than one person can catch it this is how we avoid kids murdering each other in the streets. Karkat doesn’t believe him because he can’t catch it, but it’s just because he really sucks at throwing the pokeballs
davekat humanstuck au where they meet because dave was paying too much attention to his phone playing pokemon go and karkat has to stop him from getting hit by a fucking bus
imagine karkat and kanaya being completely enamored with the concept of human marriage and doing a ton of research together into the traditions in different parts of the world and working up the courage together to propose to dave and rose.
kanaya does it when she and rose are walking along a beach they discovered together or maybe while they’re sitting in their garden under a willow tree and surrounded by flowers. she offers a necklace instead of a ring because rose likes to keep her hands free to play the violin and to knit. rose had never imagined marriage even on earth but she sees the glow it brings to kanaya’s face and thinks about how it would feel to call kanaya her wife and realizes how much she loves the idea.
karkat asks dave when they’re curled up in bed together one night about to put on a romcom and eat dinner. he pulls out a ring with a ruby the same color as their eyes and dave cries a little because as a child he never in a million years would have thought he’d have this or be this content. he doesn’t know how to tell karkat how much this means to him, but karkat knows.
they have a joint wedding (roxy cries literally through the whole thing) and dance through the night and everybody’s happy
john as davekat’s best man and terezi as rosemary’s
they compete over how good of a job they can do and get progressively more drunk and increasingly mad at each other and yell over each other’s speeches
queerhomestuck 