imagine karkat and kanaya being completely enamored with the concept of human marriage and doing a ton of research together into the traditions in different parts of the world and working up the courage together to propose to dave and rose.
kanaya does it when she and rose are walking along a beach they discovered together or maybe while they’re sitting in their garden under a willow tree and surrounded by flowers. she offers a necklace instead of a ring because rose likes to keep her hands free to play the violin and to knit. rose had never imagined marriage even on earth but she sees the glow it brings to kanaya’s face and thinks about how it would feel to call kanaya her wife and realizes how much she loves the idea.
karkat asks dave when they’re curled up in bed together one night about to put on a romcom and eat dinner. he pulls out a ring with a ruby the same color as their eyes and dave cries a little because as a child he never in a million years would have thought he’d have this or be this content. he doesn’t know how to tell karkat how much this means to him, but karkat knows.
they have a joint wedding (roxy cries literally through the whole thing) and dance through the night and everybody’s happy
#john is double best man #he makes two awful speeches and gets v drunk
ok this is good but consider
john as davekat’s best man and terezi as rosemary’s
they compete over how good of a job they can do and get progressively more drunk and increasingly mad at each other and yell over each other’s speeches
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