abby posts things sometimes – Page 8

tfw people get sad on your behalf that you’re maybe going to spend christmas alone and say it’d be better for you to have people around, and you’re left wondering if you’re unintentionally faking not caring about spending christmas alone

just typoed tamagotchi as tamagothic

now i’m just imagining like. edgar allan poe w/ 3 tamagotchis frantically beeping as he tries to write. or like

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tootling,
As of some one gently beeping, beeping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “beeping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

reblog si toi aussi tu aimes la crème de asperges

*takes out a list entitled Trucs Que J’ai Faits Dans Ma Vie Qui Font Des Bonnes Anecdotes™*

*adds item: envoyer un mail à un prof avec « c’est pas faux » à la place de « cordialement »*

check

first hobo and glunkus, then BODE… hmm….

theory: cats rule the dream world and send memes into the waking world through us, so as to extend their rule over all living beings

google search: how to stop getting so involved in puzzlestuck that i keep losing 2-3 hours of my life every time i sit down and start playing

me, first year of college: *gets up 2 hours before class every day to study, never skips a class, never late to class, does everything even non-required assignments*
me, last year of college: *makes plans with classmates to know who’s skipping what when, does the bare minimum and sometimes hands things in late, skips classes to dick around on the computer when i need a break, comes an hour late to 2-hour morning classes because i needed to sleep in*

he horn too big for he gotdamn head

it’s 1pm, i just got out of bed, and i’ve noticed a pattern for what actually gets me out of bed on week-ends

full bladder
empty stomach
empty phone battery
full boredom
not much of anything else

it’s like… things have to either be full or empty to counter my empty motivation

i’m so fucking hyped like. currently reading the entirety of the Last Apprentice/Wardstone Chronicles series (read the first three or four in middle school, forgot about it, and found an ebook compilation of all 13 volumes)

and for the past like 4 books i just… *points excitedly* Grimalkin y’know

and then what a good surprise for book 9

like hell yeah just fuck me up that’s!!! my favourite character