me: *does a stressful thing that yields excellent results*
the Brain: time to Scream™
me: but it went w-
the Brain: no. Scream™

me: *is pissed at something*
tumblr: if you post about it there’ll be discourse. can you really handle it 🙂
me: *makes post in drafts and shares with friends* discourse averted

why does going to bed have so many steps ._.

ok listen if you spell ‘home’ like ‘hoam’ it looks 200% nicer and also if you remove the o from hoam it becomes ham and that’s hilarious

an experience:

me describing why i go to college at 1:15am while tired and sleep-deprived

“[i’m there] 80% for the knowledge im a fucking ravenclaw through and through i will Soak the knowledge up
like a dry sponge except i’m always drier than the environment so as
long as there’s knowledge i’ll go slurp slurp“

that metaphor is probably slightly disturbing if u think of it too long but rn it sounds absolutely fucking genius. hell yeah glitches who’s the genius ravenclaw its me. also i should go to bed

new hobby: blocking fascists on steam

i was gonna say ‘current mood: fix fix’ meaning yay i’m fixing all the problems caused by my own procrastination

but at the same time it’s like… yeah i’m all caught up on schoolwork but the rest is still Pending and i’m having a bad case of the executive dysfunction lol

at least it’s a three-day week-end

a six-word horror story, in French

2ème tour 2017 : Macron / Le Pen

ookay time to log out and not show up till saturday

have a nice week y’all

me: *feels bad*
me: ah yes time to go read former friends’ comments on skyrock dot hell literally what could go wrong??