turns out the English language has betrayed me once again and every time i used ‘i’m hammered’, thinking i meant i was extremely fucking tired about to fall asleep tired, i’ve actually been saying i was drunk, which i have never been in my entire life

this has gone on like three years, and i am deeply sorry and terribly embarrassed about this. i’m also super disappointed in the english language

thanks to @querewolves for bringing this to my attention

since some of you didn’t get the memo when i asked the first four times,

[screenshot of my about that says “If you unfollow, softblock, or block me, please let me know why! This can be on anon if necessary; I don’t mind not knowing who unfollows/blocks, only not knowing why. My anxiety often acts up, and it’s exhausting trying to determine what I’ve done wrong without even being sure there actually is something I’ve done wrong.“]

idk how many of you are on the online now but u can send me a thing and i’l handwrite it no matter how silly

alternatively u can ask a question and i’ll handwrite the answer

i’ll do it when i’ve done the Dishes and Laundry pls motivate me with prompts

it just hit me that (i wasn’t here to see this i am a very recent homestuck bean all things considered) but at the beginning Karkat’s blood colour was like…. this ~mystery~ and all

i wonder how many theories there were about like… idk, fuchsia blood Karkat? black blood?? anything on the hemospectrum?? or rainbow blood Karkat à la sugoi quest for kokoro