spinosaurus-the-fisher:

hitchhikersmanualtothetardis:

Physics: Keeps me on the ground

to many rules/equations

????Dark matter????Dark energy????

Astronomy: I want to know all the stars

Space???? Too big.

I cannot touch the sun

Geology: Nothing.

Rocks are perfect.

Just trust me on this one.

Chemistry: Too many chemicals I am not allowed to touch

Nomenclature????

Cool experiments are “too dangerous” and “could kill you”

Biology: Living things are problematic.

Like seriously.

Just look at humans.

Oceanography: So much we do not know

The ocean is deep

Things will eat you.

Computer Science: WHERE ARE THE CLOSE PARENTHESES?

Also, fixing things make things worse

BUT SERIOUSLY. WHERE DID THEY GO?

Palaeontology: Where can I get a dinosaur?

I want a dinosaur.

No, get that awesomebro crap away from me. It’s killing me.