You are at the grocery store looking at peanut butter. There’s smooth, crunchy, and you notice a jar labeled “SUPER ultra extra chunky supreme.” You open it up. It’s just a jar of peanuts
ok but can we take a moment to appreciate bill wurtz, the guy who made history of japan. if u look at his website, he’s been posting notes since 2004 and lemme tell u these are the best things i’ve read in a while
Story idea. Dudes name is just yelling for like 5 seconds. Think of the possibilities. They’re sneaking in. One person tries to whisper “aaaaa” in order to get dudes attention. Eventually it works. Dude goes “hey ok but you’re pronouncing it wrong. It’s not (quietly) aaaaa, it’s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and he just starts bellowing out this yell. The bad guys hear. Everybody sighs and looks at each other. 7 seasons of this dude whose name is just yelling.
“we need a code name when were on missions where secrecy is an asset”
“I was named AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in honour of my father’s last words, I will not turn my back on his legacy.”
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