“let X say fuck” is honestly funnier to me if the character its applied to doesnt seem at all like theyd ever use even mild curse words or if they ALREADY have said fuck in the past numerous times and no one is stopping them from saying it again “let kirby say fuck” is just as funny to me as “let batman say fuck”
let karkat say fuck
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i know i’ve made a post exactly like this before but that trope of a vampire or faerie or anything “other” watching a human from afar and “choosing” them is STILL so wild and uncomfortable to me bc if you watch someone from afar like that you’re gonna form such a romantic image of them in your head that’s actually barely what they’re like 90% of the time but now what the hell are you gonna do you just turned them into a vampire/brought them over to the faerie realm for eternity you’re STUCK with them and THEY’RE stuck with your impulsive naive romantic ass like
if a vampire watched me from afar they’re gonna catch me smelling wild flowers, talking to crows, and walking barefoot through creeks but they never see me inside and now they’re stuck, listening to me complain about the Naruto epilogue again. Again. They’re so tired. “Molly Anne,” they say. “Molly Anne please. It’s been two-hundred years.” I keep going. The betrayal still feels fresh.
new fantasy class ideas
- bardmage (conjures bards at will)
- warrior but only ever wants to fight bears
- bakerbarian (makes bread and cake angrily)
- half-elf but the other half is danny devito
- magebard (only sings songs about mages)
queerhomestuck 