A young the alpha kids stands in their bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 43 of September, is this young the alpha kids’s birthday. Though it was 146 years ago they was given life, it is only today they will be given a name.

incorrectblacksailsquotes:

John Silver: I’d lie for you.
Captain Flint: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Silver, you just like to lie.

putting the romance back in necromancy

arsenicgodhead:

I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t have happened if Dave hadn’t been too lazy to just get up and walk over to the next room to talk to Karkat

Or if Karkat had asked anyone BUT John about this

Future Husband: I love you! *pulls out ring* Will you marry me?
Me: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
[High winds start blowing as I rise in the air and my voice drops 30 octaves]
Me: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONG THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

loudst:

collab with @yesette

he was the one to come up with the dialog and sketch it out

x41:

You can, 😦

homestuckbot413:

BLUH BLUH HUGE KINK-SHAMING

hey guys welcome back to game theory

sn0wbro:

up next: we discuss how kirby was actually the archduke of austria, franz ferdinand

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barbellsandbiology:

sparklysloth:

this is like. top three favorite vines ever i’m crying

[Girl imitating Ash]: I’m ash from palet town. I gotta catch em all!!
*laughter *

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