8D – Page 15 – queerhomestuck

mortharris:

i think at this point i’ve just straight-up Animorphed into Dave Strider (pt. 2 / kidswap)

homestuckbot413:

I love Equius’s classic work of literature, Homestuck Act 16: Act 27

memeufacturing:

boyfriend: i would love to eat some pistachios can you get some pistachios
me: of course my love , i installed a new machine that automatically dispenses some to us when i press the button. like this

boyfriend: that is so nice , and convenient. i love you
me: i love you too. let us enjoy some pistachios, mi amor

nubbinknees:

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gudram:

slimetony:

gudram:

slimetony:

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

zforzelma:

punceuponatime:

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone

This pun literally made me drop my phone and put my head in my hands.

kurloz:

kurloz:

kurloz:

homestuck was just a really extended table top roleplaying game and the ending was rushed because the dm just wants to move ON with his life

dm: okay so now we have to summarize what’s different after retconning vriska alive… any ideas?
dave: can i roll to sleep with karkat
dm: go for it
dave: *nat 20*
dm: congratulations, you and karkat are now married and in love forever.

in the pre-retcon timeline dave tried to sleep with karkat but rolled too low and got bro-zoned.