8D – Page 17 – queerhomestuck

I like stuff about the kids eventually becoming mythological figures, but I can’t imagine they’ll ever stop being ridiculous.

“According to legend, the Knight of Blood is a wrathful god, and his fury is terrible to behold,” says the theological text.

“WHOEVER ATE THE REST OF THE CEREAL AND PUT THE EMPTY FUCKING BOX BACK IN THE CABINET SHOULD BE FEELING PRETTY GODDAMN ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW” says Karkat, standing in The Living Room of the Gods and yelling at the top of his lungs. “WHO DOES THAT? PEOPLE WITH NO GRASP OF BASIC FUCKING COURTESY, THAT’S WHO. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M STUCK GOVERNING A UNIVERSE WITH YOU ASSHOLES FOR ALL ETERNITY.”

jncos:

Dracula’s a public domain character so you’re being negligent as an author is you don’t at least consider using him in every story

higgzorz:

bidoof:

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

agenderalakazam:

Ok alors ça fait au moins 5 fois que je regarde cette vidéo aujourd’hui et je meurs de rire à chaque fois donc voilà enjoy too (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APe0V–peNY)

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

hawaiianbread:

we built this city

nationalistscot:

starprincejellyfish:

bluemurderguitarbunny:

i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan

*clears throat*

we

are no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And Steven!