Tag: zodiac

the signs as weird shit they did in d&d

aries: broke a temple on the first meet, which later became crucial to defeating one of the major bosses.
taurus: created a small army of tamed animals to fight for them.
gemini: exploited the rules to get a rocket pack for another player.
cancer: tried to boss everyone around but ended up arguing with themselves.
leo: made shipping charts. for everyone. killed wild animals and ate them instead of bothering to buy rations.
virgo: became a vampire. somehow convinced the dm to let them wield a chainsaw.
libra: took lawful neutral to new levels. licked everything as a free action.
scorpio: pushed taurus off a cliff. twice.
sagittarius: used a bow the entire time, even though they didn’t have proficiency with it.
capricorn: fucked around for most of the campaign. somehow became part of the main villain?
aquarius: kept killing all of the npcs, even though they clearly weren’t supposed to.
pisces: had civil conversations with cthulhu.

Zodiac Signs as… Emotions People Feel but Can’t Explain.

zodiacsociety:

  • Aries: Lachesism– The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
  • Taurus: Chrysalism– The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
  • Gemini: Onism– The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
  • Cancer: Liberosis– The desire to care less about things.
  • Leo: Anecdoche– A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening.
  • Virgo: Rubatosis– The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
  • Libra: Nodus Tollens– The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
  • Scorpio: Opia– The ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
  • Sagittarius: Rückkehrunruhe– The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
  • Capricorn: Exulansis– The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
  • Aquarius: Monachopsis– The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
  • Pisces: Énouement– The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.

ARIES

you’re brave and insightful and rash
no one can take that away from you
they don’t have the right
and they never will

TAURUS

you’ll exist until the bitter end
stubborn and a survivor
there is nothing in this world that can bring you down
but yourself

GEMINI

you are a storm disguised as a cloudy evening
the comedic and tragic masks of theater
in a universe where the inhabitants are boring
you are a bright light

CANCER

i’m sorry for the rupture
in your peaceful, loving home
i’m sorry for the shattering of a safe world
i’m proud that you are the only one strong enough to put it back together now

LEO

your exuberance is legendary
be aware
be alive
they cannot steal your radiance

VIRGO

a keen mind
lovely lips forming words of holy prayers to peace
you were robbed
but they cannot take your grace, my love

LIBRA

you tried your best
you are not bad for doing what it right to recover
you deserve it
you need help as much as everyone else does

SCORPIO

silent as a statue
you bear it all with stoic, strong shoulders
it is okay to cry
recovery is not weakness

SAGITTARIUS

i trust your poetry and drive
i trust your strength and capability
one day there will be a time for you to trust that too
just wait

CAPRICORN

after a lifetime of shouldering other people’s problems
know that that is a good thing
but self-care is a good thing too
and there is a peace in balance

AQUARIUS

let your sympathy go
they don’t deserve it after what they did to you
you can make yourself the priority know
i give you permission

PISCES

it is not your fault
you were not weak or stupid
you have a big heart
and I’m proud of you for it

abuse in the zodiacs; l.m. (via apoeticmythos)

the signs as iconic harry potter and the cursed child things

hirohamada:

aries: VOLDEMORT DAY
taurus: delphie dementia ravenway rowle diggory lestrange voldemort
gemini: harry potter’s cherished blanket
cancer: THE BLOOD BALL
leo: “scorpian king” scorpius malfoy
virgo: hilarious time turner hijinks!
libra: harry watching his parents die? for no reason??
scorpio: the child of an affair between voldemort and bellatrix lestrange
sagittarius: cedric diggory flying naked on a broomstick of purple feathers
capricorn: craig
aquarius: harry “didn’t go looking for adventures” potter
pisces: FOR VOLDEMORT AND VALOR

zodiac signs as john egbert sass

quadrantconfusion:

Aries: it is like your shitty shipping grid is coming true before our very eyes. haha, remember when you made that ugly thing?

Taurus: man, i sure hope terezi didn’t send me on a time travel quest just to fix her fucking boyfriend problems.

Gemini: a windy thing is obviously a bunch of damn wind blowing around!

Cancer: i think you were um, “black flirting” with me or something, but in backwards order, and while constantly yelling.

Leo: anyway, the plan is going perfectly so far. 😉 (i just winked.)

Virgo: how do you know about jegus? do you even know what that is?

Libra: just between you, me, unconscious vriska, and that dumb clown there, this adventure has been one huge mess.

Scorpio: humans just don’t really have much use for slime, i guess. honestly, i can’t think of a single practical use for slime, other than to be gross!

Sagittarius: oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat’s shipping diagram!

Capricorn: are you ok? hasn’t your house been on fire for like…five hours now?

Aquarius: to be quite honest, it doesn’t sound like your intentions were all that great. wanting to be tyrants and all. maybe you got what you deserved, you stutid fuckass!

Pisces: you’re a genius! i mean, you’re a weirdo! but you’re also a genius!!