Aries: CHEESE AND STUPID CRACKERS I AM A MAN NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!!!
Taurus: if you believe in stuff with enough gusto i dare say it imbues that stuff with a pinch more chutzpah. Even the fake stuff!
Gemini: Sorry you know how things can slip my mind. The gourd on my shoulders isnt the steel trap it used to be. Nothing like the well oiled puzzlebuster you’ve got up there.
Cancer: Okay. Thank you for promising to keep my trousers tidy.
Leo: I am still totally cockeyed and catawampus about it all i dont even know what to think.
Virgo: That is sure a neat sounding science fiction utopia. Wait duh i mean science reality.
Libra: Nothing is escaping that lovely ladys whistlemaker! Its shut tight as a drum!!
Scorpio: Fuck this witch i have lots of guns and reckless bravado and i want to stop her. Ill pick up where my grandma left off!
Sagittarius: Aaaaargh oh god oh god you sensed my stupid sexy thoughts i KNEW it. God DAMN you bogus brain strider!
Capricorn: I had a clown give me a nice present once too. I would never have met my good friend mr erisol without the kindness of that clown.
Aquarius: Jesus christmas you are such a fucking douche.
Pieces: Ive been feeling way out of sorts since i got sprung from the big house and dragged along to this here frog stage to suddenly bump gums with WAY too many people…
Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings
Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time
Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals
Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation
Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen
Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects
Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice
Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag
Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real
Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses
Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step
Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why
aries: maroon tauros: that brassy color when brunettes try to bleach sollux: Splat!™ has a fucking kit with bleach and red and blue with suicide squad harley on the box cancer: silver leo: green virgin: also green but blue-er i actually cant remember what the scales are called: turquoise scorpio: pastel blue sagigjgijitarious: dark blue capricorn: purple but it always looks bad uhhhhh eridan: most brands have a pink/purle color but they all name them different things pieces: pink
Aires: people think they’re bland and boring but is like secretly running everything.
Taurus: Really timid and doesn’t talk back. Is pushed around but could be a huge hero in another life.
Gemini: The one with the hacker skills and knows how to blow up his friends computers without even being there
Cancer: Insomniatic raging dude who always thinks they’re in charge but really aren’t.
Leo: Freaking adorable in every way, and can totally hold themselves when they need to.
Virgo: Fashionista of the bunch. Seriously worried about others and is essentially the mother hen of the group
Libra: Swaggy, tends to have cool shades. Is kinda obsessed with justice and the law.
Scorpio: Mother fucking badass over here. Isn’t afraid to manipulate you or kill you, though.
Sagittarius: Is really awkward but protects the ones he loves. Also, the body builder of the group.
Capricorn: Chill stoner dude but if you piss him the fuck off you’re dead. Literally.
Aquarius: Needy little whiner. Tends to want everyone to have some sort of relationship with him. Also: Believes in magic.
Pisces: The sweetheart. Literal princess and is the cutest one out there. Love swimming and underwater shit.
♈️ Aries were the vanguard, they invented the custom arrows. The purpose of the horns was to stake their claim on the target or territory.
♉️ Taurus arrows are tied together with a lace that has a bull’s nose ring at its end. Taurus are stubborn and don’t ever give up so their arrow can be used as a spear if the fight demands it.
♊️ Gemini made their arrows so that they would avoid routine and boredom. So, as they’re extremely thin, Gemini arrows are the only that can be shot together, the number of arrows in each shot is always changing.
♋️ Cancer are deeply sensible and easily hurt so they designed their arrow in a way that long fights are avoided. Their arrow is the most painful and cannot be removed.
♌️ The fletching on a Leo’s arrow is made out of lion’s mane. The arrows are used to protect the Leo’s kingdom – it may be anything, from home to a partner. Their jewels work as fuel for incendiary shots.
♍️ Virgo’s perfectionism made them extremely picky about their enemies. Although their arrow seems delicate and calm on the outside, it only takes one shot to kill.
♎️ Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac. Their arrow’s tip resemble the pans in the scale of Justice. Just like “Justice is blind”, so is its arrow’s tip. It is meant to end fights; not be part of them.
♏️ Scorpio have the tail of a scorpion on their arrow’s tip, which is poisonous and it kills their victim slowly. Scorpio have a natural secretiveness so they chose not to change their arrow’s fletching – after piercing an enemy in battle, it’s hard to tell if said arrow came from a Scorpio.
♐️ Sagittarius were not influenced by Aries custom arrows. As natural archers, their arrows were always the shape of their zodiac sign. These arrows can travel unbelievable distances, and are often mistaken by shooting stars
♑️ Capricorns were always resistant to big changes so they decided to modify their arrow only once and never again. The fish tail in the place of the fletching is reminiscent of their sign symbol (a sea goat). It can change the direction of the arrow after being shot, making this arrow impossible to escape.
♒️ Aquarius are know for their inventivity and originality. They improved the arrows transportation forever: instead of a quiver their magic arrows are carried on a water bearer (resembling their sign symbol). To pick their arrow they pour it from the bearer.
♓️ Pisces arrows were the last to be created. As Pisces is the sign of mysticism and spirituality, their arrows are capable of piercing the enemy’s soul. Much of this arrow’s characteristics are yet unknown.
aries: all lowercase very moody
taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses ‘2’ as an abbreviation
cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo: uses the :3 emoticon
virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra: L33TSP34K
scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
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