so after act 7 things settle a bit & logically john starts to date roxy but he feels really weird about it and has to tell dave because technically hes kinda dating his mom so he goes to dave really anxious and confesses that hes been with roxy and at his surprise dave takes it really well and goes in for a congratulatory hug and
come to me and tell me dave wouldnt be that petty. come. i dare you
ooh my god this was supposed to be a quick doodle i don’t know what happened and now i’m super embarrassed by the level of dedication that went into this but anyway……. it´s happeing
Aries: it is like your shitty shipping grid is coming true before our very eyes. haha, remember when you made that ugly thing?
Taurus: man, i sure hope terezi didn’t send me on a time travel quest just to fix her fucking boyfriend problems.
Gemini: a windy thing is obviously a bunch of damn wind blowing around!
Cancer: i think you were um, “black flirting” with me or something, but in backwards order, and while constantly yelling.
Leo: anyway, the plan is going perfectly so far. 😉 (i just winked.)
Virgo: how do you know about jegus? do you even know what that is?
Libra: just between you, me, unconscious vriska, and that dumb clown there, this adventure has been one huge mess.
Scorpio: humans just don’t really have much use for slime, i guess. honestly, i can’t think of a single practical use for slime, other than to be gross!
Sagittarius: oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat’s shipping diagram!
Capricorn: are you ok? hasn’t your house been on fire for like…five hours now?
Aquarius: to be quite honest, it doesn’t sound like your intentions were all that great. wanting to be tyrants and all. maybe you got what you deserved, you stutid fuckass!
Pisces: you’re a genius! i mean, you’re a weirdo! but you’re also a genius!!
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