Tag: john egbert

nemeankitten:

damaramegido:

2x2verse:

overtrolled:

vastderp:

2x2verse:

sadstuck:

john egbert and jake english will never know what a reese’s cup tastes like without a trip to the hospital

true fact back in act 5 i wrote John eating one in a fanfic and i realized i was penning darkfic and switched it to gummy worms just in time to save his life

where is that tumblr story about the kid who ate a reese’s even though he was allergic, stabbed himself with an epipen and got sent to the hospital

john is that kid

jake is the kid who doesn’t even look at the wrapper, puts it in his mouth, and dirk is watching in absolute horror

all of jake’s friends carry epipens with them now

just in case

dirk probably jumped straight to performing a fucking tracheotomy with a shitty ninja dagger. meanwhile jane calls 911.

janecrockerofficial:

Anonymous submitted:

(i hope you don’t mind i drew this, i just read your post that you made a little while ago and i just couldn’t stop thinking about it! so, um, here’s my attempt to draw you and john dancing in the clouds… i hope you like it!)

Oh my goodness gracious… This is absolutely beautiful, and thematically incredible. It really warms my heart so see. Thank you for sharing this. It is truly a gift.