Open RP

spitblaze:

helloyesthisiscarlos:

spitblaze:

helloyesthisiscarlos:

spitblaze:

“Hey guys i jus t got some burger king chicken strips does anyone wanna share with me”

you bet ur focking ass u marshmallow cereal abomonation

“hey man that really hurt my feelings. maybe ill just go eat these burger king chicken strips by mysefl”

hm apologies for my language m8, ur trying ur best & u’ve proven urself worthy of being safe from elimination

“wow, thank you chef gordon ramsay. your apology has touched me and i will use this opportunity to share my burger king chicken strips with the world”

exec dys like

me, 5 weeks ago: i just bought a courgette!!
me, 4 weeks ago: damn i should prepare that courgette that’s been sitting in the fridge for 1 week
me, 3 weeks ago: damn i should prepare that courgette that’s been sitting in the fridge for 2 weeks
me, 2 weeks ago: damn i should prepare that courgette that’s been sitting in the fridge for 3 weeks
me, 1 week ago: damn i should prepare that courgette that’s been sitting in the fridge for 4 weeks
me, now: damn i shoul