edible is subjective yknow you can eat a wooden pallet if you like

i like the way you think there friend. i don’t find wooden pallets particularly edible but there are definitely some Things on that list that are not meant to be food that i would eat anyway

so! here are the answers to all the ~edible questions~! thanks for asking!
[put them under the cut bc i intended to answer shortly but that turned into an overshare fest bordering on stream-of-consciousness writing… and that got fairly long lol]

maybe pls like if read?
[edit: forgot to add the link to the post]

about 7 identical copies of the new testament and psalms: describe the differences between your current, and your ideal wardrobe
well they’re not actually that separate? i mean. i wish more goth-looking things were Comfy bc comfiness is like my #1 criteria for picking clothes to wear, so i end up wearing the same 5 things over and over, but i’m not that dissatisfied by the wardrobe i have, it’s just a bit lacking in the goth department imo (props to my “THOR RULES” t-shirt for helping me make my Ideal Wardrobe a reality)

280g of rose petals: What beauty did you notice today?
mine i’m pretty dashing B) no seriously hmmm. i didn’t go outside today except to take out the trash so i haven’t seen any animals
@polestardean did send me a selfie earlier so i’m gonna go with that bc she’s so fucking pretty omg

detailed notes on the Scottish planning permission system: Describe your ideal house. Where is it, what style is it in, how have you decorated it
small overall but with semi-big rooms? like, the flat i’m in is pretty cool, it’s just the bathroom and then i have one relatively big room w/ kitchen corner, bed corner and desk corner and i’m really happy with it. it’s easy to clean, easy to keep in order, easy to manage, and it’s easy to check that i’m really alone at home whenever i get the Anxieties that i’m not. i’d add my own laundry room to that though, and maybe make the kitchen corner a bit bigger so i can have an actual oven in addition to the microwave bc i wanna bake cakes and cannot. :c i also want a library but yeah i wouldn’t want a very big house. i don’t really care about interior decoration ~aesthetics~ it’s just gonna be a random bunch of stuff people have given to me as gifts, things i picked up bc they looked cool (no joke. i literally have a pile of rocks on my desk, see picture below), postcards, a couple plants, and probably some posters that reflect my interests + the Pagan Altar™ but that’s not really ~decoration~ lol. OH and there’s going to be at least one cat. im lov cats
!!! forgot to mention i’d like it to be somewhat isolated? like i don’t really want neighbours and i want a fair bit of nature around (so i can go for solitary walks where i won’t be worried about Encountering Random People when i’m up for walking but not Outside Socialising), but i also don’t want to be too far from Grocery Stores And Other Convenient City Things u feel.
here is the promised picture of my rock pile (fun fact one of these rocks is named rock astley, it’s the round somewhat rust-coloured eggy-looking one at the bottom in the middle, btw @spincontroller ur the godparent bc i named it after ur love for rickrolls)

a bushel of dried dill stalk: how big a role does nature play in your life? describe what it is to you
listen i love nature. we (parents and i) moved into p much the Middle Of Nowhere shortly after i turned 10 (and then had to get the house sold 10 years later) and that’s where i got to experience Going Out Without Parental Supervision and i just. love walking/biking around in the countryside and just. enjoy the trees and everything. i feel super at home in forests and near streams and idk it’s a feel that’s hard to translate into words but i love it so much aaaaaaaa
and like as a pagan there are a lot of my practices that are nature-oriented in some way and idk i just. really feel a connection to everything
let’s not get me started about animals bc i love them so much like ? ?? ??? birds are a miracle for instance im love birds so much here is further proof that i love birds

a kilogram of barley: what do you like to cook
assuming i have as many spoons as needed: cakes n pastries like. pastries are amazing to make (even more to eat but shhh)
and like i love making Simple But Filling stuff like. idk potatoes r fairly cool
related: i love the feel of peeling carrots ??? i also like eating carrots so that works out pretty well
a good low-spoon food to make is pasta (ofc) but also v simple cocoa-powder mugcakes (a bit less fancy than the Fancy Mugcakes one of my friends enjoys making but less costly in spoons, and also i don’t need eggs for my low-spoon mugcakes so yah good thing since i often forget to buy eggs when i run out)

about 100 paper bags: are you a wannabe minimalist living in clutter, or a wouldbe hoarder in need of a good organisational system?
hoardeeerrrrrr
see: the pile of rocks above (i also pick up stuff from the Outside and like. a lot of it is ridiculous but i tend to just go “cool rock!!! hey weird twisty piece of metal WITCHCRRRAFT omg is that a feather. i’m taking”)
i don’t really need a good organisational system though it’s fairly easy for me to keep things Organised (even if it might seem messy to people who don’t know how my Organisation works lmao)
semi-related fact: once i went for a walk under the rain and i wasn’t really motivated about it at first but then 5 minutes in a pigeon feather fell from the sky RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME it was super magical i loved it. same for when i’m around trees and i see leaves fall i tend to pick them up bc it’s like nature is giving me a gift aaaaa (re: the bushel of dried dill stalk above)

pickled dill seed: what have you learned from your elders?
hmm m. i’m not sure what’s supposed to be meant by elders here? i kinda have a mind to just like, go w/ specific people older than me who taught me things i consider Important to who i am today, but that’d get a lil more personal than i’m comfortable with. sorry

a half melted wax candle in the shape of a rabbit: do you think you could hit another human who hadnt done any wrong? how great is your capacity for needless violence? what gives you the right and capability to measure that capacity?
(yes i ate candles as a kid ok. also crayons, chalk and erasers and flavoured chapsticks – btw i loved winter for that reason bc my mum always bought me like 3 tubes of fruit-flavoured chapstick which i honestly ate more than applied)
… i picked the question solely bc “half melted wax candle” (in the shape of a rabbit or not) is a thing i would eat, and also that reminded me of an Actual Natural Beeswax Candle in the shape of a cat i bought for i think €3 or €5 on a school trip in primary school see i remember shit like that but not what i did last week smh) but that’s actually hard to answer wtf
i don’t want to hit anyone period except maybe if there was like direct danger or something??? i honestly have no idea the last time i hit someone was uh. literal years ago unless i forgot something. i got into a lot of semi-serious fights in middle school though but that was literally 10 years ago so idk :T i might punch someone for money if they were also ok with it, but other than that i don’t really know? not something i like thinking about tbh

whew that was absolutely fucking long lmao
thank you if you read that far, feel free to hmu about literally anything i said lol. i’ll answer later though bc imma log off for the night thanks ♥