more alpha beta ancestors dump bc why not //FMK gamzee, kurloz, GHB //marry cuddle sleep with nep, meulin, disciple //fuck take a bullet for murder fef, meenah, the condesce //adopt be adopted by marry sol, tuna, psiioniic/helmsman //kill betray have on your zombie apocalypse team karkles, kankri, sufferer/signless //seduce steal from serenade aradia, damara, handmaid //FMK kan, porrim, dolorosa //marry cuddle sleep with vris, aranea, mindfang /fuck take a bullet for murder tav, rufioh, summoner

O H M   Y GO DS THE DREAM THANK YOU *vibrates*

i’m doing all of them under a read more (i think it’s possible to read more asks now?) since it will might get a bit long

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1. fuck, marry, kill: gamzee, kurloz, GHB

marry Gamzee, he’s a good enough egg

kill GHB he’s a Serious threat?? also Big lol. which leaves fuck Kurloz. which, yeah fuck Kurloz but also fuck Kurloz


2. marry, cuddle, sleep with: nep, meulin, disciple

OH NO that’s so hard uu u uhh i can see all three of them in all three choices so hmm… maybe marry Meulin, cuddle Nepeta, sleep with Disciple? it’s the best of all good choices


3. fuck, take a bullet for, murder: fef, meenah, the condesce

oh that’s a lot easier. take a bullet for Feferi (i love her she’s Pure. my daughter), murder the Condesce (not the easiest thing to do but i’ll manage), fuck Meenah (bc honestly i’m at least a little gay for Meenah….. anyway)


4. adopt, be adopted by, marry: sol, tuna, psiioniic

adopt Mituna probably bc he keeps falling off his darn skateboard and probably needs someone to watch over him. then marry Sollux and be adopted by the Psiioniic bc come on now that’s just Logic i’ll be an in-law if i marry Sollux so basically adopted already B)


5. kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: karkles, kankri, sufferer/signless

have Karkat on my zombie apocalypse team THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE. i mean yeah the signless knows how to fight and all surely but i’m still taking Karkat bc he’s less likely to implement Heroic but Deadly Plans, which i could totally see the Signless doing. not having grown up on Alternia, Kankri would be about as useful as soggy bread in case of a zombie apocalypse

i. don’t want to betray anyone but uh. probably betray the Signless? and kill Kankri but like as annoying as he is i don’t want to kill him but them’s the breaks sorry dude


6. seduce, steal from, serenade: aradia, damara, handmaid

seduce Aradia bc i have a huge crush on Aradia okay, then serenade the Handmaid bc maybe she’ll let me escape with my life if i sing well enough and also she probably doesn’t get people serenading her a lot

i do not want to steal from Damara she’s had enough shit happen to her but it’s the Choice i am left with. maybe i can just steal something small like “oh we’re eating fries together OH NO I STOLE ONE FROM YOUR PLATE” something like that o:


7. fuck, marry, kill: kan, porrim, dolorosa

OH NO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO KILL ONE OF THEM D:

marry Kanaya probably bc she’s so good n also i’d never go without Good Comfy Clothes

fuck Porrim she’s Prety and that leaves us with kill Dolorosa i’m super sorry :c


8. marry, cuddle, sleep with: vris, aranea, mindfang

EEEEEeeeee okay probably cuddle Vriska bc she needs like 88,888,888 hugs approximately?? then i guess… marry Mindfang? i wouldn’t feel like i can Trust Aranea with things and that won’t do in a marriage. whereas if i marry Mindfang i get to say my wife is a pirate and that’s cool right?? and she’s not like… going to hide things she’s upfront about most things she does

which leaves sleep with Aranea o:


9. fuck, take a bullet for, murder: tav, rufioh, summoner

TAKE A BULLET FOR TAVROS that’s like a no-brainer?? then probably fuck the Summoner… and murder Rufioh, by default (i’m sorry Rufioh)


bonus: a drawing i did of a shitpost of tavros the tank engine to thank you for reading up until here

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adopt, be adopted by, marry: m. bison, the king, aznavour :°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

VADIM FUCK FDHGFSDG

be adopted by the king. he’s a good egg and will make sure everyone gets a good dinner. plus i get to have zelda as a sibling and she’s Super Cool

marry m. bison just so i don’t have to marry aznavour which leaves me with

adopt aznavour. congratulations me on adopting a french singer who’s like 4 times my age. he’s my son now

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seduce, steal from, serenade eridan, cronus, dualscar

i would definitely steal from Eridan bc he’s amassed a lot of treasure and he’d likely be easier to escape from/incapacitate than Dualscar, should there be Retribution for the stealing

after that it’s a little more difficult bc of Cronus – from comic canon he makes me sorta uneasy for both remaining options? and Dualscar is just plain scary lol

proooobably seduce Cronus and serenade Dualscar? at least i don’t have to put too much of an effort into seducing Cronus lol and serenading’s pretty harmless

thanks for asking!! (and extra thanks for making it Homestuck, my Special Interest™,)

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I’m going to ninjask you a question: What Pokémon generation is your favorite? :-D Also what a nice blog~

I’M SO SORRY I WAS SUPER BUSY WITH FINALS AND COULDN’T ANSWER EARLIER AAAAaaaaaaa thank you so much for asking this is such a nice ask (and i’m so happy you’re the first person i remember who actually noticed the “ninjask me a question” !! !!!!)

my favourite pokémon gen is Hoenn it’s the one i have the best memories of (and also the first one i played by myself since my mum and i both played the red/blue cartridges and i didn’t get to play 2nd gen before like end middle school)

tbh i was just SO HYPED about oras and it hasn’t let me down it was . … so good

aaaa thank you !!!!!!

A propos du post sur les t-shirts et les concerts : la logique derrière cette “règle” est qu’on considère que le t-shirt sert à communiquer ses gouts musicaux aux autres spectateurs. Si tu portes un t-shirt d’un autre groupe, tu leur apprends que tu aimes ce groupe. Si tu portes les t-shirt du groupe qui joue, tu ne leur apprends rien, ils savent déjà que tu aimes ce groupe puisque tu es à leur concert. (Je le sais parce qu’on m’a expliqué, ça ne veut pas dire que j’approuve cette “règle”)

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oui j’y ai pensé en revoyant le post (ça fait des mois qu’il est dans ma file d’attente), merci de l’explication tho !!