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Tag: abby posts things sometimes
me, late for bed, thinking: (im sure glad i didn’t spill my bottle of meds while it was still open!!)
me literally 3 seconds later, about to close the bottle: *accidentally spills allllll ~90 of the pills onto the floor*
before i forget here’s a thing that happened today it was funny
me: *attempts to write an essay due tomorrow*
me: *running out of ideas for my essay*
me: *takes out tarot cards in my desperation*
tarot cards: currently you may be having lots of mood swings. you also feel very stuck as if something was preventing you from Starting Anew. you also need more rest than you’re getting and pls ask ppl for help ok
me:
me: did i fucking ask
me: ok let’s be clearer. TELL ME THINGS I CAN PUT IN MY FUCKING OUTLINE
tarot cards:
tarot cards: chill
me: im chill
tarot cards: right
tarot cards: buddy u literally just need to Actually Get Into It instead of asking me. u can do it
me: thats not what i asked for
tarot cards: anyway here’s two ideas you can use but they also relate to your life somehow bc binch im not supposed to do your studying for you
me: ?? o, kay?? thanks i guess
tarot cards: anytime 🙂
tl;dr i probably shouldn’t rely on tarot cards to create a decent essay outline but my deck is Excellent ok
look i had so much fun with this morning’s english lit final
roasting shakespeare characters is what i LIVE FOR,
a huge fuck you to that one person who tampered with the washing machine i was using for my laundry
i am so pissed???? it fucked up two of my shirts
like i was washing my laundry 30°C synthetic fabric as usual, and when i got back to the laundry room to get my things back i saw someone had put it on 60°C cotton for???, whatever the fuck reason???
one of the shirts isn’t too fucked it’s just the “printed plastic” that’s a little crackled. but the other i’ve had for nearly 10 years, it has a skull in glued strass. or rather, had 🙂
i’ve washed it for ten years with only a couple of the strass getting unglued over the years, as they are wont to do, but! surprise motherfucker!! they’re ALL gone now!! ALL OF THEM!! they’re stuck on the rest of my laundry instead :’) at least you still see where they used to be glued, so i might be able to do something with like sequins to get the skull back, and the fabric itself is still in a good state, but i’m so FUCKING PISSED
there was one machine that was fucking free even?? why the fuck did whoever that was fuck mine up.. … .if they wanted a washing machine so bad that they had to remove the laundry in it they could have at least fucking noted what programme it was running on or just not bothered putting it back UGH
The Fences in the Caves – Linnea_Ancalime – Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
okay um so i wrote a wtnv thing pls have a look at it
The Fences in the Caves – Linnea_Ancalime – Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
please
If you unfollow, softblock, or block me, please let me know why! This can be on anon if necessary; I don’t mind not knowing who unfollows/blocks, only not knowing why. My anxiety often acts up, and it’s exhausting trying to determine what I’ve done wrong without even being sure there actually is something I’ve done wrong.
(tags are relatively important here, pls read them if possible)
i don’t remember what i tagged this as but this paragraph is still relevant and a couple new people have followed since so yknow. heads-up
Ok alors ça fait au moins 5 fois que je regarde cette vidéo aujourd’hui et je meurs de rire à chaque fois donc voilà enjoy too (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APe0V–peNY)
listen i literally logged in just to post this because this actually is my favourite album ever and i have no idea how i managed to forget all about it until now
i’m actually, for real, literally crying IRL right now i love it what the fuck
tfw you finally clean your glasses after a week and a half and you’re like ‘this is it. the 4K everyone speaks about. the future. SO SHARP’
… every time i make that joke i have a feeling that it’s brand new but actually i’ve been making it for like well over a year