Tag: 8D

1) karl marx, charlolol quint, bismarck :°, 2) déave, eggbert, bro, 3) ash, brock, misty, 4) jak krooford, wil, hanniballs, 5) dero, wesselsky, père noël pix, 6) mickey, donald, goofy :° (what the fuck is this :°)

DJGHFGHJKGHLSFG IM DYIGNG THIS IS BOTH AWESOME AND TERRIBEL IS WHAT IT IS this ask is my kismesis

[Send me three names + a number…]

1. fuck, marry, kill: Karl Marx, Charles V, Bismarck

HGFJKGFGHFG marry Charles V bc then i’m a monarch, fuck Karl Marx, kill Bismarck (what even iS THIS)

2. marry, cuddle, sleep with: Dave, John, Bro

oh  u h THIS ISNT EASY probably cuddle Dave, marry John… then sleep with Bro, by default :T

3. fuck, take a bullet for, murder: Ash, Brock, Misty

THEY ARE ALL LITERAL CHILDREN I WOULD TAKEA  BULLET FOR ALL OF THEM THEM ANY DAY NO MURDER NO FUCKING

4. adopt, be adopted by, marry: Jack Crawford, Will, Hannibal

marry Will, then i’m Hesitating bc like… being adopted by Hannibal is no guarantee of survival (especially when your name is a variant of Abigail WHICH MINE IS) but then i also don’t want him as my son lmao… yeah i guess be adopted by Hannibal and adopt Jack

5. kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: Dero Goi, Wesselsky, Noel Pix

Dero on my zombie apocalypse team he rocks. betray Wesselsky (i’m sorry :c) and kill Noel Pix (sorry again :c)

6. seduce, steal from, serenade: Mickey, Donald, Goofy

fdghjkfshfg what even uh steal from Mickey i don’t fucking like him. then serenade Goofy (he’s a good) and … seduce Donald?? fbgjf fuck

hilarious. i’m dying (KARL MARX SÉRIEUX QUOI)

turing-tested:

kurloz:

HAL: How many Dirk splinters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4.

DIRK 1 is a hard young man with hair like a majestic bird.  His hands are heavy and his nails thick.  Traces of the Iberian coal mines of his childhood still burr in the corners of his accent.  He has a swanlike neck and an air of disenchanted intransigence.

DIRK 2 is a hard young man with hair like a majestic bird.  His face is pockmarked and his legs hirsute.  He has the easy laugh and unlovable jawline characteristic of long-ago Moroccan cornfields.  He has a forty-inch chest and an air of detached insouciance.

DIRK 3 is a hard young man with hair like a majestic bird.  His teeth are nicotine-stained and his earlobes pendulous.  His aching pelvic floor and crushed mandible recall the rough-bitten Santa Fe longshoremen who reared him.   He has an ear infection and an air of distracted incongruity.

DIRK 4 is a smiling everyman with twinkling gums.


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calamitys-child:

totallylegitmcrfacts:

sounddesignerjeans:

I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE

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@revengerat LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER