why does the word egg need 2 Gs
wait i have a better way of writing this post
why does the word egg need that eggstra G
Tag: 8D
someone on my dash just misspelled lederhosen as leiderhosen which translates to unfortunately trousers which is surprisingly still accurate
official-german-translationen:
Who are these Mister Kules and Mister Mes I have heard so much about?
cyanobacterium: i have made Oxygen
chemotrophs: you fucked up a perfectly good planet is what you did. look at it. it’s all rusty
official-german-translationen:
“Willst du diese Jeans haben?”
“Ja“
“Denn nimm”

GG: hey dave im irradiating some steaks for bec
GG: im gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
TG: jade its been five minutes flip your steaks
GG: snnnnzzzzz
TG:

I loved this entire interaction.
AAAAAA go check out this cool artist’s blog!! (Love this comic i love t his)
Throwback to the time where I tried to filter “***” to “ass” to annoy a specific member of our forum but since * is a variable operator I just filtered every single word on the forum to “ass” and all posts became immediately unreadable
really glad Rachel still had screencaps of it



