dee-wood:

jinxtimesinfinity:

askragtatter:

anonymous-bosch:

the-sky-traveler:

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

Cats

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

astronomifier:

realanimeboy:

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now

enecoo:

enecoo:

I feel extremely powerful today!!

FOR THOSE WHO NEED IT, TAKE MY POSITIVE ENERGY

wolfy-is-superwholocked:

Can we just

Take a minute

To dwell on the fact

That Envy

Has curves

Like look at this ambiguous homunculus go–

You don that smile Envy

Don it with pride

warpedlamp:

coolxatu:

warpedlamp:

coolxatu:

since discord is crashing we all have to revert back to talking thru text posts and asks like we did in 2012

I’ll play ball as long as I get to use Homestuck reaction images

you absolutely have to use homestuck reaction images

unrelatedtouserboxes:

u know…………….. people……. mean. but a pigeon? fat. small. round. full of dreams. and that? that’s wonderful.

catnippackets:

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun