the bestwin @demiboykylo tagged me in a meme so i’m going to do it because a welcome distraction, will avoid me making 95 vagues about my shitty ex
answers under cut bc Long™!
1: Bold the truth
- I am a cuddler
- I am a morning person
- I am a only child
- I am currently in my pajamas
not really it’s technically a pajama onesie but i’m not going to wear it to bed so… it’s like day pyjamas or something - I am currently pregnant
- I am left handed
- I am right handed
- I am ambidextrous
- I am a little shy around another gender
- I bite my nails
- I can be paranoid at times
- I enjoy country music
- I enjoy smoothies
- I enjoy talking on the phone
- I have a car
- I had a hard time paying attention at school
sort of not always - I have a hidden talent
- I have a pet
- I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person
- I have all my grandparents
- I have been to another country
- I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour
- I have caller I. D. on my phone
- I have bathed someone
- I have changed a diaper
not on a baby, as i think this bullet point assumes, but i did. working in a retirement home sure is an experience - I have changed a lot over the past year
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
- I have had major/minor surgery
- I have had my hair cut within the last week
- I have mood swings
- I have no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life
- I have rejected someone before
- I like the taste of blood
- I love Michael Jackson
- I love sleeping
- I love to shop
- I own 100 CDs or more
- I own and use a library card
- I read books for pleasure in my spare time
- I sleep a lot during the day
- I watch soap operas on a regular basis
- I work at a job that I enjoy
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost and scar free
- I am wearing socks
- I am tired
- I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month
I have/had:
- Finished college
- Smoked cigarettes
- Ridden every ride at an amusement park
- Collected something really stupid
- Gone to a concert
- Helped someone
- Spun turn tables
- Watched four movies in one night
- Been broken up with
- Taken a college level course
- Been in a car accident
- Been in a tornado
- Watched someone die
- Been to a funeral
- Burned yourself
- Ran a marathon
- Your parents got divorced
- Cried yourself to sleep
- spent over 200€ in one day
- Cheated on someone
- Been cheated on
- Written a 10 page letter
- Had a best friend
- Lost someone you loved
- Skipped school
- Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do
- Stolen books from the library
- Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
- Fired a gun
- Been in a school play
- Been fired from a job
- Taken a lie detector test
- Swam with dolphins
- Attempted suicide
- Written poetry
- Read more than 20 books a year
- Gone to Europe
- Loved someone you couldn’t have
- Used a colouring book over age 12
- Had surgery
- Had stitches
- Taken a taxi
- Had more than 5 online conversations going at once
- Had a hamster
- Dyed your hair
- Had something pierced
- Gotten straight A’s (or the equivalent in your school)
- Been handcuffed
My hair is naturally the colour:
- Light brown
- Medium brown
- Dark brown
- Blonde
- Black
- Dirty blonde
- Strawberry blonde
- Multicoloured
- Red
My eyes are:
- Brown
- Dark Brown
- Blue
- Green
- Hazel
- Light brown
- A combination of things
- Ice blue
- Grey
People sometimes label me as:
- Slut
- Girly
- Ugly
- Nerd
- Fat
Some of my biggest fears are:
- Spiders/insects
- Slimy things
- Dying
- Doctor/dentist appointments
- Hospitals
- Needles
- Diseases
- Being alone in the dark
- Heights
- Small spaces
- Oceans/large bodies of water
- Holes
- Large animals
- Small animals
- Open spaces
- Lightning
- Tornadoes
I have:
- A friend with benefits
- A laptop in my room
- A television in my room
- Good grades
- My own car
- Married parents
2: Author themed questions
Jane Austen: Who was your first love?:
dates back to old
Alice Walker: What is your favorite colour?
emerald or forest green
Ray Bradbury: What is your favorite book?
currently Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett i’m having Glenda feels ok
Charles Darwin: What is your favorite animal?
cats, birbs, all of them are good but these two are my fave
Kurt Vonnegut: What is your favourite breakfast cereal?
chokella idk if they exist outside of france but they’re basically mini nutella tasting squares and they’re fucking awesome
J.D. Salinger: What was your favorite subject in school?
translation classes
J.K. Rowling: What is your favorite magical creature?
dragons, listen,
Neil Gaiman: What religion are you?
pagan
Oscar Wilde: What is your vice?
i don’t actually know don’t feel like thinking about it
Julia Child: What is the best meal you’ve ever eaten?
uuuuh i barely even remember what i had yesterday
Stephen King: What was your last Halloween costume?
haven’t actually dressed up for halloween in like years but we’re planning a threshecutioner cosplay for next year it’s gonna look great
Harper Lee: Who was your childhood best friend?
didn’t have one steady one, if i’m very picky i count two but i’ve lost touch with both
Brothers Grimm: What is your favorite fairytale?
fuck i feel like i should be able to answer that one and it’s just not coming back to mind fuck. fuck i love fairy tales why?? probably a german one tho
F. Scott Fitzgerald: What is the best party you have ever attended?
cuddle pile chez noushidal
George R. R. Martin: Summer or winter?
winter
Mark Twain: What was your favorite thing to do as a kid?
many thing
Edgar Allan Poe: What scares you the most?
currently fucking college and the mood i’m in this is like. an all-time first what-the-fuck
Herman Melville: Beach or mountains?
mountains always
Roald Dahl: What is your favorite candy?
arlequins
Jack Kerouac: Where do you want to travel?
ireland
ok i was going to tag people but maybe not so if you’ve actually read this in its entirety boom tag you’re it
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