Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”
1 cuil: you play a computer game with your friends, the game ends the world
2 cuil: you play a computer game with your friends, the game ends the world and unleashed a hellish time demon that kills the dead and devours several universes
3 cuil: you stand in a room, you have yet to be named, you are named and retreat your arms from a magic chest, you speak to your friends who are genetic mixtures of past selves, you play a computer game with your friends, the game ends the world and unleashed a hellish time demon that kills the dead and devours several universes
4 cuil: your dad has no face, your dad is your half brother, your sister is half dog, in another timeline you are raised by a violent fish bug alien who hides behind a quick baked goods company as she plots to take over your planet, she comes from a different planet with two moons, in another timeline she is a teenager who plays an ancient and cursed game and blows up her friends so she can save their lives right now she gathers an army to fight someone who is coming yet already there in the prior timeline you have a best friend who has a brother who is his dad who in a different timeline befriends the alien demon who becomes your ultimate foe, your ultimate foe has a sister who is in the same body as her brother who is friends with your grandma who at one point gave birth to your dad who is actually your half brother your grandma is friend’s with your other friends mom your other friend was filled with a terrible darkness by space squids, the darkness is now banished and she is now dating a glowing vampire alien bug you are on a flying boat inbetween time and space you are the breath between time and space your dog sister and a bird clone of your best friend was dating and they grow up you play a cheap ghostbusters game
5 cuil: your favorite actors are matthew mcconaughey and nic cage
aries: all lowercase very moody
taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses ‘2’ as an abbreviation
cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo: uses the :3 emoticon
virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra: L33TSP34K
scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
Well I gave up tv and my phone doesn’t text, so I guess it’s just me and the Yeti crab against the hoards of zombies. Still better than being an accountant.
Me, my husband and…Sarah Manning.
I. Am. So. Screwed.
My boyfriend, a cat in a shark costume, and the entire Stargate SG-1 team. Dang I’m good.
my dad, grownup karkat, and – who would you say is the ‘protagonist’ of durarara? if it’s mikado, we’re just gonna have to protect him. if it’s celty, we can let her take point. in any case i think we’ll be ok. 😀
So… it’s me, the baes (it was a group chat), daredevil, and a sarcastic dragon-cat.
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