I’m trying to start a memory-foam mattress company, I just don’t know how to make a good first impression
Tag: puns
Another one I just thought of: If you’re looking for enemies, you’ll Feind them
me: I would love a sandwich
beach sorceress: we don’t like to be called that
Welche Tomaten kann man nicht essen?
Bankautomaten
YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via partybarackisinthehousetonight)
REMOVE POLAND
hahah a
I am so sorry but I couldn’t help myselfIM DYing what hAve I DonE
the circle of stupid continues
I was waiting for this comic to resurface from the depths of hell
queerhomestuck 