I’m sorry but here is some more cats on Snorlax because I am dying from how adorable this is
Tag: pokémon
me, halfway through my second drink: ohh….pokestop…..the opposite of poke…go….
Open RP
“Hey guys i jus t got some burger king chicken strips does anyone wanna share with me”
you bet ur focking ass u marshmallow cereal abomonation
“hey man that really hurt my feelings. maybe ill just go eat these burger king chicken strips by mysefl”
hm apologies for my language m8, ur trying ur best & u’ve proven urself worthy of being safe from elimination
“wow, thank you chef gordon ramsay. your apology has touched me and i will use this opportunity to share my burger king chicken strips with the world”
I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y’know, that.
Oh. My.
Pokémon Professors: Pokémon… So wise… If only they could speak… What wisdom would they impart to us foolish humans…
Rotom Dex: ZZ-ZZ-ZZ HOT DIGGITY PAL BINGO CARD ZZ-ZZ-ZZ















