Imagine Dirk diving down to the ruined city below him and scavenging not just for food and supplies or scrap, but for weird stuff. Just things he’s never seen before that give him some clue as to what life was like on earth. Things he’d have no clue what they’re for and he can’t look them up online because he doesn’t know what they’re even called.
He’ll find something like a corkscrew and be completely baffled as to what it was used for and he’ll use it as a tool while working on robots. Or he’ll find a soup ladle and be like wtf it looks like a spoon but there’s no way in heck this would fit in someone’s mouth (on that note, would he even know what spoons are for?). So he collects them and builds a horse statue out of them because what else could they possibly be for??? And his entire living room is filled with his collection of all these weird gadgets and gizmos and thingamabobs. And he spends a lot of time looking at them wondering what it would be like to live in a world filled with such wonderful things.
i couldn’t help myself!! this was just too cute
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He asks Jane and Jane is like “ur fucking with me right? Stop being such a goofball”
Oh heck yes! And he’s like “Ah, yeah, of course. Shit, can’t fool the master prankster, huh?”
“Darn straight, buster! You expect me to believe you’ve never seen a lemon juicer? A hot place like Texas probably has lemonade stands all over the place in summer time. Try harder.”
And Jane doesn’t get an answer for a solid ten minutes while Dirk googles “lemon juicer” and “lemonade stand” and “lemon.” And he has to resist the urge to ask her what lemons are like, so instead he changes the subject. “Anyway, check out this weird fancy belt I got. It’s got pockets, even though they don’t hold shit too well.” And the prankster’s gambit goes entirely to Dirk’s side as he proudly shows her a black lacy strapless bra.
“…. Touche, Dirk. A low blow, I must say; but I think I underestimated your pranking prowess. Rest assured it won’t happen again.” And she signs out.
Dirk is very confused and decides it’s best not to ask Jane about these things until she’s ready to believe he’s from the future. Fortunately, Roxy is able to clear up the weird belt issue later while laughing her a off.
Thomas (as Stitch): This is your laptop. It is little, and broken, but still good. Thomas: No. Thomas (as Stitch): Yeah, still good. Thomas: No, it’s broken, please fix it!
I find this even funnier because I work at Best Buy and I’d probably just say the same thing
here you go. here you fucking go. here are the fruits of my labors. wally sitting in a fucking chair. do you know how fucking long it took me to get wally to sit in that fucking chair at that fucking desk? do you know how god damn long it took me to make this picture, of wally sitting in a fucking chair? it took me over 8 hours over the course of two fucking days to sit wally in that fucking chair. i never want to talk about this again. i hate this program. i hate all programs that i had to use to make this picture. do you know how many fucking programs it took to make this picture? over 10. 10 fucking programs to make this fucking picture of wally sitting at a fucking desk. i hate all of them. every single fucking one of them contributed to these two days of mindless misery. i regret every second i spent trying to make anything with this program. there are three models in that picture and i made none of them and it still took two fucking days to get this shit to work together so i could make wally sit in a fucking chair. art is fake and dead i hate art every single pencil will burn in the fiery pits of hell
you should tweak the pose to make it look more natural
The funniest thing about RuneScape is during it’s early days, if a player misbehaved, they wouldn’t be banned as there still was no banning system at the time. Instead, the player would be sent to an area called “The Black Hole”, which was just the voids of nothing outside of the world map. In “The Black Hole”, players could not move or interact with anything. All they could do is just stand in the void and contemplate what they did wrong.
naughty children get sent to the void think about what they did wrong
queerhomestuck 