http://queerhomestuck.tumblr.com/post/152480520588/audio_player_iframe/queerhomestuck/tumblr_nwe9mxMxxM1toyx1d?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nwe9mxMxxM1toyx1do1.mp3

darkness1356:

darkness1356:

it’s a 8eautiful day outside. 8irds are singing. flowers are 8looming. on days like these, I have fucking had it with your shit. You little fuckers are going to have your 8odies ripped in half. I’ll shove your asses so far down your throat that when you crap you’ll 8e signing fucking 8eethoven

tl;dr: eat shit, and have a 8ad time

people seem to be really liking this

willow-wanderings:

cannibalistic-bitch:

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

styro:

otterologist:

simonwang:

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming*
*excited screeching, coming closer*
*deep breath in*
*SCREAM*

@untucking the next time we see each other

that was SUPER LOUD but also incredibly fucking adorable omg