mercy-misrule:

marxism-sjwism:

animeismybestfriend104:

marxism-sjwism:

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

does that include bread

yes

it’s been linked to before but this is a good solid source

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/safe-food-handling/molds-on-food-are-they-dangerous_/ct_index

and there’s a lot of ‘whose doing this!?!??’ in comments

the answer is, unsurprisingly, poor people. poor people, and people who fear poverty, honestly

it’s horrible what that will do, how people will endanger themselves because of it, of fear of food scarcity

source for that: me, a lifetime of living under the poverty line and also being mentally ill

hpfansblog:

bouletcorp:

-I can make things disappear

-I can talk to snakes

-I get flying mail

-YOU ARE A WIZARD, HARRY

-HUUUUUUH?!

https://vine.co/v/h7PnApZzlF7/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

-How does the hat chose in which house we belong?

-Ugh, I HATE MUGGLES! We should KILL ALL THE MUDBLOODS!

-SLYTHERIN!

-It must be REALLY magic!

https://vine.co/v/h7xzhq39iIK/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

-We are the most powerful wizards ever

-With our spells, the philosopher’s stone is impossible to get

-I GOT IT IN TWO SECONDS!

-Let’s buy a safe.

https://vine.co/v/hZWguUDJnwD/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

-No Potter, you won’t go to the village alone, do something less dangerous

-Mmmmh…

-HARRY POTTER IS FLYING AT 150 FEET, TRYING TO ESCAPE A BIG LEATHER BLUDGER RUSHING TO HIS FACE…

https://vine.co/v/hZ7A2FgtjgU/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

-According to you, why did Voldemort kill your parents?

-They were REALLY strong?

-No, because of a prophecy. I have to drop the key.

-Aw Shit.

(Ok this one is impossible to understand for non-french people. There is a french TV show called “Fort Boyard” here. The candidates have to pass tests to get the keys of the next rooms. (by fighting opponents, or getting it in a jar full of giant spiders, or climbing a wall…) One of the tests is an old man telling a riddle: if the candidate doesn’t answer right, he drops the key in the sea and the loser has to dive to get it.)

https://vine.co/v/hmVxMuxxr9i/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

-Hey Ron, I have an invisibility cape! Let’s go to the girls bathroom!

-Hee hee! GREAT idea!

-Hey Moaning Myrtle, can you help us find the man-eating giant snake?

-That’s not exactly what I had in mind…

enchainrain:

gwynndolin:

supergameboytwo:

gwynndolin:

I’m gonna make a new word it’s called prumngle

what does it mean

that’s not my problem

prumngle (noun, origin. 2016, gwynndolin, tumblr.com)

PRUH-mn-guhl

1. a problem not relevant to the speaker

2. an issue that is not one’s own responsibility to resolve

pl. prumngles

adj. prumnglish

“Despite her best efforts, she was always neck deep in a new prumngle.” 
“Their relationship was defined by prumnglish arguments.”
“The discussion had devolved into foisting prumngles upon each other.”