the signs as weird shit they did in d&d

aries: broke a temple on the first meet, which later became crucial to defeating one of the major bosses.
taurus: created a small army of tamed animals to fight for them.
gemini: exploited the rules to get a rocket pack for another player.
cancer: tried to boss everyone around but ended up arguing with themselves.
leo: made shipping charts. for everyone. killed wild animals and ate them instead of bothering to buy rations.
virgo: became a vampire. somehow convinced the dm to let them wield a chainsaw.
libra: took lawful neutral to new levels. licked everything as a free action.
scorpio: pushed taurus off a cliff. twice.
sagittarius: used a bow the entire time, even though they didn’t have proficiency with it.
capricorn: fucked around for most of the campaign. somehow became part of the main villain?
aquarius: kept killing all of the npcs, even though they clearly weren’t supposed to.
pisces: had civil conversations with cthulhu.

atalana:

i love how everyone on the meteor has such a messy room like

i mean it’s pretty average for teenagers

but then there’s this nerd

who totally loudly complains about the state of everyone else’s rooms every chance he gets

and, on one memorable afternoon, locks everyone in the common area while he cleans up