monkeysaysficus:

Why do kittens always move at such a low framerate?

black-metal-hermit:

@plasmastainedbones

endivinity:

Minky wants the chicken

yakutian:

cat: *sits in my lap* mrow

me: oh my gosh

giflounge:

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight.

sushinfood:

tammypumpkin:

manyblinkinglights:

rey-wan-kenobi:

this kitten looks like bb-8

thought this was Impressionism tbh, look at that lighting, the swirls in that fur

the picture is so vividly coloured…

beautiful cat and kittens

catsbeaversandducks:

You Can’t Brush Your Teeth Because:

( ) you have no toothpaste
( ) you have no toothbrush
( ) you have no water
( x ) cat

Photos via Cats In Sinks

Dear learned persons, My hooman enjoys sticking socks on my head and laughing when I try to back out of it. What is so funny about it? Wouldn’t they try to back up if I stuck something on their face? With love, Confused Cat

why-animals-do-the-thing:

Dear Confused Cat,

Humans are assholes. This is why the great fur-father gave you claws.

Humans don’t like stuff stuck on their face either. I suggest you continue in time honored tradition by using your butt for this purpose as often as possible.

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kyssthis16:

thatbitchbarb:

soupengine:

epicspyrofan:

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius

Oh Charlie

I’m Charlie