i’m – Page 3 – queerhomestuck

billneethesciencebee:

Story idea. Dudes name is just yelling for like 5 seconds. Think of the possibilities. They’re sneaking in. One person tries to whisper “aaaaa” in order to get dudes attention. Eventually it works. Dude goes “hey ok but you’re pronouncing it wrong. It’s not (quietly) aaaaa, it’s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and he just starts bellowing out this yell. The bad guys hear. Everybody sighs and looks at each other. 7 seasons of this dude whose name is just yelling.

“we need a code name when were on missions where secrecy is an asset”

“I was named AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in honour of my father’s last words, I will not turn my back on his legacy.”

How do you draw eyes that big and think “Yes this is exactly what we need”. They’re so goddamn big oh my god. And you now what’s worse? Trying to rectify that fucking body. Oh my god.

And my lazy edit. Dear god please don’t zoom.

yu-gi-ow:

It was too tempting

the-hardcorecasual:

The REAL treasure was the loot we took from dead bodies along the way…

someone on tumblr: *buys a product*
product: *works as advertised*
someone on tumblr: *making a post* LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING SHITBUCKET FART ASSHOLES BECAUSE IM GONNA SCHOOL YOU STUPID INGRATES ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL ITEM I PURCHASED THAT FUNCTIONED WONDERFULLY AND IS PURE AND GOOD AND AMAZING AND YOURE ALL SHITSTAIN TWAT NUGGETS AND ALL OF MY ADJECTIVES ARE GONNA CONSIST OF SWEARS AND RANDOM NOUNS, SOGGY PENIS WAFFLES!
like, 12 other people: reblog to save a life!!!!!!

no one asked for my opinion on birds but here i am going to give it to you anyway because it’s 3am and i am tired as all fuck

birds are good and wholesome and i am happy they exist, birbs are Great, also Excellent, i love birds with all my heart, i would definitely high five a bird and also birds are super cool and make me happy