yesterday i realized you could totally use this as a tarot spread and i dont even really need to explain what each card would represent because of how memetic imagery works
“Harry, you look different,” said Hermione as I joined her and Ron in a compartment on the Hogwarts Express.
I suppose I did. I was wearing an ushanka with a Red Star, a Che Guevara T-shirt, and browline glasses. I had grown a scruffy beard and had had my scar changed from a lightning bolt to a hammer and sickle.
“Why are you wearing a shirt with that murderer on it?” asked Hermione as I sat down.
“He’s not a murderer, he’s a soldier,” I explained. “I’d be offended, but I know you’ve been brainwashed by the bourgeoisie capitalist establishment. You’re suffering from false consciousness.”
“What’s false consciousness?” asked Ron curiously. I knew he would be more open to communist ideas because he was part of the proletariat, whereas Hermione was part of the bourgeois intelligentsia.
“False consciousness is when people think communism is bad,” I explained. “Since communism is good, it means they’re obviously insane.”
“Harry, are you a communist?” asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.
It seems so normal when you see american/anglophone people named after cities and places but I´ve just brought myself close to tears laughing at the thought of Germans suddenly naming their kids Katzenbuckel and Großburgwedel and Schwerte-Ergste
well lots of people name their children Horst, though (which is a village name too)
so after act 7 things settle a bit & logically john starts to date roxy but he feels really weird about it and has to tell dave because technically hes kinda dating his mom so he goes to dave really anxious and confesses that hes been with roxy and at his surprise dave takes it really well and goes in for a congratulatory hug and
come to me and tell me dave wouldnt be that petty. come. i dare you
queerhomestuck 