i’m crying i love this – queerhomestuck

witchshaming:

kirby-ebooks:

ihamtmus:

corn-free-awesomesauce:

The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

you: me, an intellectual

me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

hi where the fuck do you think that fragment is getting nominative case. listen to me. subjects of transitive verbs in nom-acc languages get nominative case by agreeing with a tense node. are you listening. fragments are accusative in english because that’s the default case when there’s no case-assigning node. meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

you: The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

kirby, a linguist:

meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

notchicken:

I don’t know what this is all I know is that I can’t stop thinking about it

mega-evolution:

asscreeed:

kingdomofasgard:

ambulatoryhoodie:

team-doctor-not-dead:

littleblueartist:

pistachi0n:

hybridzizi:

from-porn-to-puppies:

hybridzizi:

comparativelysuperlative:

I never leave the house without my collection of magic items:

KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase

HEADPHONES- decreases possibility of unwanted interactions.

PHONE- allows fast travel and communication with out of range party members.

BUS PASS- unlocks new location

FISTS- to beat up your nerdy asses

@janecrockerofficial