BREAKING NEWS

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

REFURB THE CAT IS GOING TO GET BOOPED ON THE NOSE THIS AFTERNOON

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

UPDATE

SCOUTING REPORTS SHOW REFURB MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IMPENDING BOOP. NOSE REMAINS UNGUARDED.

ETA UNTIL BOOPING: APPROX ONE HOUR.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

UPDATE

USE OF SCOUTING DRONES A BAD IDEA; REFURB FEARS TERRIBLE FLYING SKY DEMONS. REGROUPING.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 45 MINUTES.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

UPDATE

AERIAL SURVEILLANCE REVEALS REFURB SURROUNDED BY GUARDS – SUSPECTS POSSIBLE AMBUSH?

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 15 MINUTES.

UPDATE

WE HAVE TROOPS ON THE GROUND.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: 2 MINUTES

FINAL APPROACH. PERMISSION TO BOOP GRANTED.

BOOPENING IMMINENT.

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BOOPENING SUCCESSFUL!

micthemicrophone:

tharook:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

intelligence is the capacity for stupidity

I think he just joined a gang.