gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining
because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe
and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us– we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them
and then
we built robots?
and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image
and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone
but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?
the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.
ouaaaais, une compatriote homestuck! et oui davekat c’est le byeng. il faut répendre la joie et l’amour d’un vieux pairing finalement canon. c’est beau la vie.
Et c’est qu’avec tout ça, ça me motive encore plus à dessiner du Davekat et polluer mon dashboard avec.
JE VOUS AIME
allez je suis généreux donc voila du bonus
omg mec ton dessin est énorme continue tu me motives!!!
en fait c’est trop un délinquant dave
tous ses dialogues seraient épiques en français
je vous présente la beauté suprême du vocabulaire français de dave
OH MON DIEU toutes les pick-up lines qu’il pourrait sortir.
il est terrible
J’ai honte de ce que j’ai fait mais passer après la diarrhée ça désinhibe (du coup j’ai pas pu résister à faire Rosemary parce que je suis sûre que Rose draguerait avec des citations théatrales)
alors pour info ma mère s’est ramenée jusque dans ma chambre parce qu’elle s’inquiétait d’entendre son fils glousser comme une dinde aussi fort
voila du coup pour te remercier je te donne du davekat avec du mauvais rap français des années 2000. mmmh comme ça résonne dans les oreilles
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave a de très mauvais goût en matière de “rap” français.
je surenchéris avec encore plus de fèces musicales made in 2000s
Cette synchro sur 2 musiques différentes.
bon on chie sur gims mais il a fait quelques bonnes chansons. ex:
Bordel j’y ai vaguement pensé au début.
Pendant ce temps.
…et font coin coin…
Will someone translate this shit
im sorry about that but im afraid this wont be possible as the point of this post was to make some typically french homestuck art, 95% of the dialog is french idioms & slang or referencing french culture.
queerhomestuck 