I’m a lazy person.
What I mean by this is that I do not do my homework; I miss deadlines at work because I’d rather play games than do the work; I have projects I’m excited about but instead of starting them I scroll aimlessly through tumblr. I have occasionally failed to turn in important assignments because I didn’t do them because I didn’t feel like it.
My whole life I’ve thought of this like a personality trait. I can’t do things unless they’re interesting because I’m lazy. I tend to get in trouble with jobs and at school because I’m lazy. I hated the personality trait, I wanted to change it, I aspired rather desperately to be a hard-working person and caused myself a great deal of pain trying to imitate one, but I was still thinking of it as some sort of fundamental tendency, some sort of fact about me.
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Literally my favorite vine
I’ve passed over the chance to reblog this Vine enough times that I finally have to bite the bullet.
Six shots in six seconds. WEED CARD. Cop with beard and “COP” on shirt giving flute solo. Camera twisting left/right.
Did anyone anticipate this, back when moving pictures were invented?
The only thing funnier than this Vine is trying to think about how hard it would be to explain this six seconds of footage to someone from 1895
“man in private carriage is caught with contraband, presents legal registration allowing him to carry controlled substance. Officer of the law is bested and responds to the discourse with dancing and flute music”
I’m gonna say this… There’s a sense of cinematography here that some filmmakers never get a handle on.
And that’s amazing.
I think what might be hard to explain to someone in 1895 is that cannabis is illegal now.
i love this vine exclusively because of 1. the automatic focus on the weed card working just in time and 2. the camera tilt with the viners head GOD
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