Which Gay Are They: Strilonde edition

Rose: the “I’m so glad I’m not straight” kind of lesbian, who loves to snuggle her girlfriend in public because it makes het people uncomfortable. (Kanaya giggles and replies “I Know, Right” every single time)
Dave: the bisexual that keeps on making no homo jokes on literally every occasion despite being in a long term relationship with a man. (Karkat rolls his eyes, but has to hide smirks when he makes a few particularly good ones)
Dirk: acts like he’s lowkey, nbd about his attraction to men, but every now and then whispers “man I am SO fucking gay” completely out of the blue.
Roxy: the one that keeps talking about how much she likes girls, how kissing girls is the best thing ever and about how gay she is, while actually being bisexual/pansexual.

dirkar:

@toykind said: I propose we start naming Dirk’s deaths with misleading porn titles

Just so we’re clear here you’re my enabler and it’s late enough to post this.

ALPHA MALE TAKES THICK SWORD FOR THE FIRST TIME

DESPERATE BLOND LOVES TO GIVE HEAD

VULNERABLE TEEN WANTS IT HOT AND STICKY

SEXY SUBMISSIVE COMPLETELY LOSES HIMSELF

INSATIABLE TWINK LEFT WITH GAPING HOLES

DESPERATE BLOND LOVES TO GIVE HEAD: THE SEQUEL (WITH FRIENDS)