Dirk: Holy shit dude, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Karkat: I KISS YOUR BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH.
Tag: davekat
imagine dave giving karkat a friendship necklace as an ironic joke but then sees karkat takes it as a genuine token of daves affection and wears it all the time and dave is just like,
“well shit i guess we’re married now.”
good davekat aus
- legally blond au
- au where dave is the prince of derse and karkat is the prince of prospit
- any au where troll/human society is merged
- aus where they start off in one quadrant but then decide quadrants are bullshit
- any speciesswap au or au where dave becomes a troll and starts understanding Quadrant Feelings and is like OH NO AM I PALE/BLACK/FLUSHED FOR HIM
- good southern christian boy dave meets gay atheist karkat au
wait what’s the legally blond au
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS AU IS IT SOUNDS AMAZING
its my au! the premise is dave is elle and karkat is emmett (this is based off the musical, theyre mostly the same but i like to imagine them singing the songs)
it’s slightly changed, because dave isnt super privileged and going to chase some guy, he’s actually trying to get away from bro and prove he can turn out better than him. he gets upset when he finds out that lawyers are actually shitty morally bankrupt people and dont want to help the underdog. karkat is a TA who gets annoyed by dave right away (dave makes fun of his sweater vest) and ends up helping dave when dave gets kicked out of class for “not taking it seriously”
i can tallk more about it tbh but thats the basics


