cherubplaye:

also a fact: a!bro doesn’t have a middle name but periodically adds, deletes, and replaces the middle name on his wiki page for Good Kicks. previous offenders include:

  • Dave Sizzlin’ Strider
  • Dave AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Strider
  • Dave Strider-Strider-Strider-Strider Strider
  • Dave The Rock Strider
  • Dave McSexMan Strider
  • Dave Please Stop Banning Me Strider 
  • Dave You Can’t Silence The People Strider
  • Dave

    So Help Me God I Will Destroy The Dastardly Corporate Fuckjacks Who Have Staged A Coup Of This Here Wikipedia Page Strider 

  • Dave I’m Sorry Corporate Fuckjacks Please Continue To Fund Me And My Gratuitous Selling Out Thx!! xoxo Strider