does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality
more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It
okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it
doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)
oh no i’m allergic
it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me
laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing
sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt
you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don’t even look at me like that they can’t all be winners
wouldn’t it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. come on. please
honorable mentions
grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying “you dropped this”
that’s unfortunate
it could be worse
this isn’t really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain
queerhomestuck 