Tag: 8D

The Critical Dab

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Party stumbles upon a group of cultists in the sewer).

DM: And in front of you are three insidious cultists, wearing black robes with their hoods over their–

Rogue (OOC): I dab.

DM: Okay, idiot, roll a d20.

Rogue: *nat 20*
*laughs so hard he cries*

DM: You dab so hard that a wave of energy pulses from you, giving the cultists disadvantage on their first attacks.

Cultists: *miss all 3 of their attacks*
*die without doing damage to the party*

meereschristophers:

annleckie:

darling-child-tisarwat:

repaircat:

mikerugnetta:

migurski:

(via The Uncomfortable Tea Set | theuncomfortable.com)

mmm. yes. i AM uncomfortable.

oo long tea

@annleckie

I find myself profoundly conflicted over this. It’s actually quite beautiful! But how would you drink out of that cup, except very awkwardly? Do I love and desire this or not?

oo long tea. OMG.

It would be quite comfortable to me!

[image description: VERY badly drawn smiley with a very wide mouth. end description.]

[image description for op: a teapot and cup set where the pot has a very long, horizontal spout and an equally elongated cup. both the same bright red/orange colour. end description.]