witchshaming:

kirby-ebooks:

ihamtmus:

corn-free-awesomesauce:

The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

you: me, an intellectual

me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

hi where the fuck do you think that fragment is getting nominative case. listen to me. subjects of transitive verbs in nom-acc languages get nominative case by agreeing with a tense node. are you listening. fragments are accusative in english because that’s the default case when there’s no case-assigning node. meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

you: The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

kirby, a linguist:

meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

dragon-hoard:

I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me

it asks “what is a human?”

and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside

so I answer “me. me is a human”

and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform