The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.
Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.
I thought they would all be food or clothing, but some of these categories are insane, 10 varietys of subscription boxes for witchy women?
I’m getting one for my dog!
FUTURE ME
They’re having a 30% off sale for mothers day. Thanks mom, for 30% of my book club box
ok guys i thought “yeah yeah one for everything but never me right” NO WRONG THERE ARE LITERALLY SO MANY I FOUND SO MANY I WANTED THAT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I NEEDED!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING BUT THESE FOR EVERY FUTURE PRESENT GIVING OCCASION
it’s like.. sooo funny to see ppl approach immortal all-powerful characters w/ the mindset of “well clearly they love the gender binary and heterosexuality and adhere to both of those” like… bitch do you really Think
i’ve existed for only two decades and don’t care for either of those… do you really think an immortal all-powerful being would? hard pass
queerhomestuck 